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Across the Boards: Jacksonville News Summary 2/17-23/13

A summary of Jacksonville news that you may have missed. From February 17, 2013 - February 23 , 2013.

Published February 24, 2013 in News      5 Comments    Open printer friendly version of this article Print Article


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buckethead

February 24, 2013, 09:35:49 AM
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Yep, make-up sex is the best.

Some comments at the TU are just right.

TheCat

February 24, 2013, 01:04:06 PM
Ah, if only James Bond and one his starlets were the ones responsible. Then, we'd pay to watch it in 3d.

TheCat

February 24, 2013, 01:21:08 PM
So, we've entrusted Denise Lee and Don Redman to be our park rangers.

http://www.jaxdailyrecord.com/downtowntoday.php?dt_date=2013-02-22

Potential solutions Don and Denise will come up with to solve the Metro Park "problem" :

1. Loud speakers are not allowed. Promoters will have to distribute headphones to attendees.
2. Performers can perform on the stage at Metro Park but attendees must watch the performance on large screens at another venue.
3. Create and enforce a whispering ordinance after 9 pm on attendees. Only mimed performances allowed.
4. Pull up the grass. Cover it in concrete. cost of maintenance is too high.
5. Take the money in the Metro Park trust and give it away to a developer. Developer does not need to promise to do anything to the property.

Garden guy

February 25, 2013, 07:34:56 AM
So, we've entrusted Denise Lee and Don Redman to be our park rangers.

http://www.jaxdailyrecord.com/downtowntoday.php?dt_date=2013-02-22
Potential solutions Don and Denise will come up with to solve the Metro Park "problem" :

1. Loud speakers are not allowed. Promoters will have to distribute headphones to attendees.
2. Performers can perform on the stage at Metro Park but attendees must watch the performance on large screens at another venue.
3. Create and enforce a whispering ordinance after 9 pm on attendees. Only mimed performances allowed.
4. Pull up the grass. Cover it in concrete. cost of maintenance is too high.
5. Take the money in the Metro Park trust and give it away ttoo a developer. Developer does not need to promise to do anything to the property.
elections
So who is running against these two total embarrassments in the next council elections

mbwright

February 25, 2013, 09:02:47 AM
I would sure hate to be the one tasked with writing the script for Corine's parts.  At least there are lots of examples of her wonderful communication skills.
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