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Councilman Redman and Councilwoman Lee not content to only destroy Hemming Plaza have formed another committee to destroy Metropolitan Park. Note: $753k in Metro Park trust fund.
Set a car on fire. Have sex on the beach. Get arrested.
Gov. Scott throws more "frozen turkeys" into the hands of groveling city governments.
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The Bill Cosby discount.
Florida Commission on Ethics demands Mayor Brown disclose who pays for his travel. JTA not involved.
Olympics in Jacksonville. Make it happen Khan. We've only pinned 99% of our hopes on you. Don't fail us.
Rep. Corrine Brown will be portrayed in a Lifetime movie...really.
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buckethead
February 24, 2013, 09:35:49 AMSome comments at the TU are just right.
TheCat
February 24, 2013, 01:04:06 PMAh, if only James Bond and one his starlets were the ones responsible. Then, we'd pay to watch it in 3d.
TheCat
February 24, 2013, 01:21:08 PMSo, we've entrusted Denise Lee and Don Redman to be our park rangers.
http://www.jaxdailyrecord.com/downtowntoday.php?dt_date=2013-02-22
Potential solutions Don and Denise will come up with to solve the Metro Park "problem" :
1. Loud speakers are not allowed. Promoters will have to distribute headphones to attendees.
2. Performers can perform on the stage at Metro Park but attendees must watch the performance on large screens at another venue.
3. Create and enforce a whispering ordinance after 9 pm on attendees. Only mimed performances allowed.
4. Pull up the grass. Cover it in concrete. cost of maintenance is too high.
5. Take the money in the Metro Park trust and give it away to a developer. Developer does not need to promise to do anything to the property.
Garden guy
February 25, 2013, 07:34:56 AMmbwright
February 25, 2013, 09:02:47 AMI would sure hate to be the one tasked with writing the script for Corine's parts. At least there are lots of examples of her wonderful communication skills.