Okay everyone, I was in the shower and I had an idea that is either really great or absolutely terrible. Time to see why I’m a Political Science major and not an Advertising major.
We’ve talked all about how Lot J is a dumb name, and let’s be frank, no one wants to think about "the Shipyards" anymore, they’re a sign of an old, beleaguered city, not a
prosperous one with an NFL team! So I had an idea.
The center of the development is called Lot
J. J stands for
Jaguars. Jaguars live in the
Jungle. This development, plus the stuff at the Shipyards, is on either side of
Bay Street.
Imagine a day in fall of 2027. You’re driving down Bay Street from Downtown (because no one takes the YewTooSea since it always gets stuck and causes traffic).
You pass the Museum District and the Metro/Veterans/Whatever Park, and as you round the bend of the Hart Bridge ramps approaching street level, you see the sign. This
monolith to your right, with huge letters welcoming you to this new neighborhood.
JUNGLE BAY
JacksonvilleYou come out from behind the ramps and
bam! Custom wayfinding signage and fancy flags on lightpoles.
On your right, Parkside Residences at Jungle Bay, followed by Jungle Bay Medical and, you guessed it,
Four Seasons Jungle Bay.
On your left, the future site of whatever corporation decides to move here, followed by the Residences at Jungle Bay, Loews Hotel and of course, Duval Live!
You then pass TIAA Bank Field with its lovely new partial roof on the left and the riverfront offices of whatever other companies on the right, before you abscond to the Hart Bridge because you were just passing through.
But think of the
name! It’s exotic, it's sexy, it’s not "The District" or "Healthy Town" or Lot J!
How about that?
