You know, corn.
But also, plain and mundane. So, Metro Diner's eggs are as slimy and lifeless as is the phlegm belonging to someone from the mid-west.
No offense to mid-westerners. I'm just playing on the betty crocker-ness of the region.
I can make these jokes, I was born and lived in MI for my first ten years. Without a doubt the best people in Jax come from Michigan, even when I don't count myself in this analysis of Jacksonville residents.