It is humiliating to admit that I remember this, but here's how Milligan's radio and TV commercials used to go. Oddly enough, as you read it, think of it as a precursor to rap, because the announcer didn't sing the words, but recited them at a snappy pace to a kind of rhythm: "Shakes and pies and golden fries and beefy burgers, buy 'em by the dozen, breakfast at any time! Meet me at Milligans, it's always open. Fa-a-an-tastic!"