Saying that you are a literalist isnt 'namecalling' btw.
It means that you take things literally without seeing if there is another level of meaning, like 'irony' or 'satire' or 'self deprecation' or 'sarcasm'.
I certainly am not calling you names, nor did I think your post constituted 'criticism'.
I know how our reviews help consumers. They tell a story and provide details and information about each of the clubs we go to.
You asked how the reviews were supposed to help you personally. And since you didnt seem to be able to detect the irony of the writing tone, I honestly cant imagine how they would help you.

Making a fairly funny joke about Jordan was definitely at his expense, and everyone in the immediate vicinity laughed. As did the editor of the clubs section (me). As you stated, by telling the story we were also able to communicate to thousands of readers that even the performers take Florida Law seriously at InCahoots in a pretty funny little story....
I mean, think about it. How better to state: The Club doesnt serve minors?
Personally, I am a great fan of the establishment, I usually go to see the talented Miss Wade --- who was recently so crucial and important to the development of the local GLBT community with her waterchanging essay that we reprinted here on MetroJacksonville--- with the local hipster crowd from TSi and Riverside on Sunday Nights, and everyone repeated what a great time it was.
Jennifer Browning is a college aged young woman without much experience in the urban clubs scene, and I think she honestly expressed what any first time visitor would have thought going to the club. Be honest, its in a scary neighborhood at night: Thats no secret!
The think I like about reviewing clubs in New Media is that the articles are really just a starting point of a conversation.
Its cool to disagree, obviously. But almost everyone ends up finishing or adding different points of view in the forum threads.
So now, even your opinion is part of the official review of the place, including your opinion of Jennifer and myself.
I will be back at the club to see my catty, talented friend karrissa as well as to hang out with Stacy and her wonderful family.
I certainly hope other people check it out and don't think that all of the InCahoots fans are sensitive to te point of being cranky.
