This is some truly elegant satire.
Yeah I'm not sure what's going on here - and I hate to be negative but....
What exactly would a "Glimpse into the people, lifestyle and intrigue" of Dollar Tree shoppers look like? Are they different than the people who "dine" at the Arlington McDonalds? Is that super-cuts there more intriguing than the one in the Orange Park mall? Man on the street:
"Sir sir, who are you wearing? Where did you get those shoes!"Annoyed shopper who found a parking spot after 4 hours:
"Oh, uhhh...I got them from PayLess shoes"Man on the street
: "Fascinating! The payless shoes here at the SJTC really has a unique and rare collection"Annoyed shopper who found a parking spot after 4 hours
: "Actually, I got them from the PayLess at the Avenues mall"Man on the street:
(runs in the other direction with oversized microphone) "Ma'am Ma'am, can I talk to you about your Pretzel? Is that an original auntie anne pretzel?!"
However, I do wish you best of luck with your new site Glenn. It's not for me, the last thing I need in my life is more advertisements for mega chains that I rarely frequent.